Compton Valance Timeline

104 MYA: Dr. Bongo watches a baby T-Rex hatch.

22nd Aug 17336 BCE: The one specific moment that Stinky Trevor, the oldest time machine ever created, can send the user back to.

1713: Gussage St. Vincent names his pirate crew The Fearless.

1724: Gussage St. Vincent marries Bertha St. Vincent and starts a family, but then gets bored and runs away with all her jewels.

1838: Dr. Bongo watches Queen Victoria's coronation.

1971: Mr. Valance is born.

1974: FPU agents from the future begin to work on REPROD MODEL 101800850 AKA ROBOT COMPTON.

1977: Drayton Mursley starts his job as the village window cleaner of Little Hadron.

2002: Bravo Valance is born.

2004: Compton Valance is born. Bryan Norlon is born.

2005: Wincey Bobbins, an 11-year old girl from Kettering, sees a pig playing chess with a horse.

2007: Gussage St. Vincent arrives but finds that the moustache has gone out of fashion a few years ago, and it leads him to hate the 21st century.

2023: Compton turns blue for a couple of weeks.(Original Timeline, aborted)

2089: Trevor Augustus Remington III starts to build a time machine which will later be known as Stinky Trevor.

2094: The first marriage between a human and a photocopier, Penelope Battelle and an Astoria 10-22-38. Construction on Stinky Trevor is complete.

2130: Penelope Battelle loses he manual for her husband and their marriage ended.

2367: The name Susan becomes a common boy's name.

2388: Earth 2 is built because another human world is needed after a paticularly heated game of tiddlywinks gets a bit out of hand.

2398: New London is built, but is only 14 cm long, and is replaced with New New London.

2455: Superfives is devised by Lester Shear as a way for brain surgeons to relax during operations.

2509: The Future Perfect Unit is set up. The First Law of Time is created.

2513: Humans develop the ability to eat through their ears.

2551: Malcom Coggins invents the first time machine to go missing.

2553: The FPU Sewage Department is founded.

2589: The Wrist Activated Time CHanger, or W.A.T.CH, is invented. It allows the wearer to travel fowards or backwards in time, to any point or place.

2604: Samuel Nathaniel Daniels is born.

2632: Gussage St. Vincent's hatred of the 21st century begins - see 2007.

2650: The official EARTH 1 HERO ASSOCIATION'S REGULATION HANDBOOK is published, listing every known heroic pose.

2655: The New New London entry in the Eurovision song contest is "Skribble-de-pappap-rappa-plop-a-ding-dong". It comes last.

2662: Gussage St. Vincent kidnaps Bryan Nylon from 2 years in the future.

2664: Compton and Bryan become Phase One academy students at FPU. The end of the universe in Timeline 42.

3464: The details of the FPU case of lost time machines are revealed. The end of the universe (Timeline 232)

3664: The end of Gussage St. Vincent's 1000-year sentence in prison if he hadn't escaped.

524,160,014,084: The end of the universe (Timeline 235,711)

100,000,000,000,000,000: The actual end of the universe in the original timeline.